Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted... it's a roten egg...

I wish for unlimited power bateries (a.k.a. ZPM's)

granted they blow up creating a black hole which consumes the world

I wish i could draw

Granted. You draw so horribly that when you look at your drawing your head explodes.

I wish I had several nukes under my control.

Granted... You sit over one of them and kabbom! You're turned into smitherins!

I wish I could wish...

Granted. You can now wish for nothing!

I wish I knew what I was doing.

Granted, you can't do anything...

I wish I could stop wishing...

Error N/A wish you will now die

I wish for better control over my Ki

Granted, you now have better control of your Ki however you find out that I actually have control of it. :-)

I wish I had money to play Eve-Online.

Granted. You have no money for food however...

I wish I knew how to create wormholes.

Granted. You know how, you just don't have the resources...


I wish I could teleport...

Granted. Now you can teleport one inch away from where you are standing every 5,000 years.

I wish I had a boom shtick!

Granted, you reach into the TV as your watching Army of Darkness and you take it out of the show. Everyone who watches the show starts to riot because now the movie had "another" director mess up the movie.

I wish I had better skills as a director.

Granted, but now you have worse skills in everything else.

I wish I had a wormhole generator.

granted you can't power it

I wish i didn't have homework

Granted. Now you have to work twice as hard in school...


I wish my parents didn't think I have an addiction problem with the computer...

granted they think you have an addiction problem with... other...things

I wish it was 6 already

Granted. Nothing happens.

I wish I had a meteorite.

granted i wish it was tomorrow

Granted. It's yesterday's tomorrow.

I wish my astronomy teacher didnt tell bad jokes. (Seroiously, his jokes are awful.)

Granted. Now he tells great jokes and you're the only one that doesn't understand them.


I wish I could wish a better wish than this wish, without wishing more than one wish.

For using the word wish too many times, the wish genie slaps you and does not grant your wish.

I wish the Good Lord would say, "Let there be snow," so I dont have to go back to school tomorrow...

granted you have to make it up

I wish Jonny would let me advertise

Granted. Nobody else will.

I wish I wasnt tired, as I fell asleep at 2 AM last night.

granted you wide awake and can't sleep tonight so you miss school because your really tired

I wish it was more than a passing mention

Granted, but the genie misheard and thought you want more than passing motion (sh*tting) and gives you the crapgate, instead of the plume of plasma, it's ****.

I wish for a stargate.