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Data Exec-Producer
Posts : 160 Join date : 2009-10-12 Location : A plain a gagilion miles away that dosn't exsit on Earth but is right over there Humor : I love it
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:52 pm | |
| granted you can... control minds... of ants | |
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Federation01 Ensign
Posts : 182 Join date : 2009-10-14
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:06 am | |
| Denied, because you didn't wish.
I wish for nothing. | |
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Chris Kroznuski Leader
Posts : 687 Join date : 2009-05-13 Age : 31 Location : Attempting to dodge the nukes from whoever is bombing my planets on Sins of a Solar Empire... Humor : Lemon pie.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:54 am | |
| Granted. You become nothing in the process of wishing for nothing.
I wish I had a tail. (Don't ask why.) | |
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Federation01 Ensign
Posts : 182 Join date : 2009-10-14
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:25 am | |
| Granted, someone steps on it (why?) I wish I was dead. | |
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raffitz Officer
Posts : 137 Join date : 2009-10-12 Age : 30 Location : Portugal
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:13 pm | |
| Granted. You are. But then the paramedics bring the defibrillator along and you two party all night until you're back alive....
I wish I had more time. | |
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Federation01 Ensign
Posts : 182 Join date : 2009-10-14
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:26 am | |
| Granted. You have more time to die.
I wish I had a lemon pie! | |
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Data Exec-Producer
Posts : 160 Join date : 2009-10-12 Location : A plain a gagilion miles away that dosn't exsit on Earth but is right over there Humor : I love it
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:10 pm | |
| granted it's behind a force field and you can't get to it
I wish for... | |
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JPB18 Black Guard
Posts : 213 Join date : 2009-05-20 Age : 30 Humor : more laughing than anything
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:14 pm | |
| As you asked for ..., your life stops to make sence, that means: YOU'RE ... I wish that this thing doesn't happen to anyone (including me): Only see this if you're over 13 years old - Spoiler:
Only click here if you're 13 years old or more: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c
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Federation01 Ensign
Posts : 182 Join date : 2009-10-14
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:15 am | |
| I'm shocked. Denied, it happened.
I wish for denial. | |
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Chris Kroznuski Leader
Posts : 687 Join date : 2009-05-13 Age : 31 Location : Attempting to dodge the nukes from whoever is bombing my planets on Sins of a Solar Empire... Humor : Lemon pie.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:25 pm | |
| Granted. Everything you say or do in your life is denied.
I wish that giant grapefruits would stop chasing me. | |
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raffitz Officer
Posts : 137 Join date : 2009-10-12 Age : 30 Location : Portugal
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:27 pm | |
| Granted. Now you're chased by giant olives...
I wish I was funnier | |
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JPB18 Black Guard
Posts : 213 Join date : 2009-05-20 Age : 30 Humor : more laughing than anything
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:42 pm | |
| Granted... you can't stop laughing...
I wish that python manual wasn't so confuse... | |
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raffitz Officer
Posts : 137 Join date : 2009-10-12 Age : 30 Location : Portugal
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:37 am | |
| Granted. Now python itself is much more confusing than before...
I wish I knew more about Visual Basic (.net) | |
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Chris Kroznuski Leader
Posts : 687 Join date : 2009-05-13 Age : 31 Location : Attempting to dodge the nukes from whoever is bombing my planets on Sins of a Solar Empire... Humor : Lemon pie.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:53 am | |
| Granted. But you know less about everything else...
I wish I could just pig out on pizza bagels. (I have been having an odd fetish for pizza bagels lately...) | |
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Federation01 Ensign
Posts : 182 Join date : 2009-10-14
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:36 am | |
| What happened to lemon pie? *raises eyebrow* Granted, and you die.
I wanna die. | |
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Chris Kroznuski Leader
Posts : 687 Join date : 2009-05-13 Age : 31 Location : Attempting to dodge the nukes from whoever is bombing my planets on Sins of a Solar Empire... Humor : Lemon pie.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:30 pm | |
| Not granted. The wish genie slams you with radiation bombs and horribly disfigures you but doesn't kill you. (I don't know why it isn't lemon pie anymore...)
I wish I knew how to fence. (Swordfighting) | |
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JPB18 Black Guard
Posts : 213 Join date : 2009-05-20 Age : 30 Humor : more laughing than anything
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:40 pm | |
| Granted... you kill a guy ad then go sentenced to the lethal injection...
I wished this frakking laptop wasn't so mistakefull... | |
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raffitz Officer
Posts : 137 Join date : 2009-10-12 Age : 30 Location : Portugal
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:14 pm | |
| Granted. Now you are the one mistake full...
I wish I had a better computer | |
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Federation01 Ensign
Posts : 182 Join date : 2009-10-14
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:31 am | |
| Granted, but it fell out of the truck transporting it and bye bye computer...
I wish computers were made with better cushioning so they don't come in pieces when they drop out of the truck transporting them. Hell, I wish for a transporter! | |
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Chris Kroznuski Leader
Posts : 687 Join date : 2009-05-13 Age : 31 Location : Attempting to dodge the nukes from whoever is bombing my planets on Sins of a Solar Empire... Humor : Lemon pie.
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:15 pm | |
| Granted. Your transporter doesn't have controls.
I wish I was Superman. | |
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Federation01 Ensign
Posts : 182 Join date : 2009-10-14
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:21 am | |
| Granted, you are superman for 0.0000001 nano seconds. Loser. (JK)
I wish for losers. | |
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Data Exec-Producer
Posts : 160 Join date : 2009-10-12 Location : A plain a gagilion miles away that dosn't exsit on Earth but is right over there Humor : I love it
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:25 pm | |
| granted you look into the mirror
i wish faster video conversion | |
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raffitz Officer
Posts : 137 Join date : 2009-10-12 Age : 30 Location : Portugal
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:52 pm | |
| Granted. The conversion's faster, but the video becomes one soundless single pixel changing color...
I wish someone offered me a chicken in FarmVille | |
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janefoxclaw Officer
Posts : 92 Join date : 2009-11-13
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:57 pm | |
| Granted, and as you visit Farmville and recieve the chicken you realize that they are not chickens but mutated feathers that have nano technolody which has become a living being. ( What was I smoking lol )
I wish religion would go away. | |
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Chris C Producer
Posts : 771 Join date : 2009-05-15 Age : 33 Location : ....It is all an illusion.... Humor : what is the matrix....?
| Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:59 pm | |
| it does and we all die due to our lacking of everything.
i wish i didn't have to work tomorrow | |
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