Corrupt-A-Wish

Wish granted and work disapears from the earth. We all live like slobs on HUGE ships where robots take over the world. ( Oh wait, didn't they make a movie out of this ? lol )

I wish I could render my animations faster.

Granted, but now you have nothing to render...


I wish my computer had more RAM...

Granted, unfortunately thats all it has, the motherboard had to make room for it so no CPU was able to be put on it...

I wish I could wake up with some coffee.

Granted. You wake up inside a pool of steaming coffee, drowning with the boiling liquid flooding your lungs...

I wish I had a less sadistic imagination

Granted, I wish you did too. hehe

You forgot to wish...


I wish I was funnier

(You do noticed he made a wish, right?)

Granted, people can't stand you of how funny you're...

I wish there was more mainstream games for Linux...

(no, I didn't...)
Granted. And I also give you an upgrade to Windows 7! Yay, mainstream Linux games are useless for you, now...


I wish I was smarter

Granted, now all of us bow to you because we cannot compete.

I wish I had steak and eggs.. :-)

Granted, you die sofucated when you choke with the steak...

I wish I had a bit more success changing HDD partitions with my OS turned on...

Granted. That food is your only possession. I wouldn't abdicate from it so soon...

I wish I was better at corrupting wishes...

Granted, the game has stopped because there is no way to win.

I wish I can find an Upload Button on this site... (( lol ))

Granted, the site cluthers of so many Ups!

I wish (still), that I could change my HDD partitions while the OS is loaded...

Granted, but Sector 0 gets damaged. Bye bye, Hard Drive


I wish I had a Mac...

Granted... It comes with the Snow Leopard bug and you can't save anything, even update patches...

I wished "24" bever ended!

Granted, "24" plays on all channels and radio stations around the world and never ends to the point that people are soo sick of it they kill themselves and the population as we know it is gone accept you.

I wish I could meet the others of this group in person.

Granted, we all arrange a meeting point, but nobody goes due to their parents not allowing them to go to Wake Island...

I wish for wishes!

Granted, you are given all the wishes you can muster, but they only last for 1 second per wish.

I wish I had better social skillz.

Granted, you get AIDS...

I wish for AIDS to be exterminated...

Granted, an Anti Aids Drugs called Maids clean up the Virii you have. But in the name of science, a mad scientist hated the idea and makes a new strain of e coli.

I wish I had some Jim Beam and Coke right about now.

Yet again, those become your only possessions in the world...


I wish I had more creativity

Granted, you forget everything and all your memories are in paintings...

I wished several million dollars to be placed on wikipedia's bank account...

granted they blow it on drugs and stuff and change all the info on their site to reflect their impaired state. Society, not being able to find out useful information, starts committing crimes against Wikipedia and end up starting a war. The war raged on for a century many live are lost but eventual the champion stood the rest saw the better Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater. Oh and Wikipedia is destroyed

I wish i had a wish

Granted, but you forgot what should be...

I wish people wished more often...

granted they wish for more members which is granted and corrupted into spammers

I wish for breakfast