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Chris Kroznuski
Leader
Posts : 687
Join date : 2009-05-13
Age : 31
Location : Attempting to dodge the nukes from whoever is bombing my planets on Sins of a Solar Empire...
Humor : Lemon pie.
| | Subject: Corrupt-A-Wish Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:07 am | |
| The title explains it all. - person 1 wrote:
- I wish for a lemon pie.
- person 2 wrote:
- Granted. It's all over your face. I wish I had all the money in the world.
- person 3 wrote:
- Granted. The FBI shows up at your house and arrests you.
And so on. I'll start. I wish I had soda. | |
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JPB18
Black Guard
Posts : 213
Join date : 2009-05-20
Age : 30
Humor : more laughing than anything
| | Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:22 pm | |
| You get your soda... it was hot...
I wish people actually looked like the age they have... | |
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Chris Kroznuski
Leader
Posts : 687
Join date : 2009-05-13
Age : 31
Location : Attempting to dodge the nukes from whoever is bombing my planets on Sins of a Solar Empire...
Humor : Lemon pie.
| | Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:06 pm | |
| Granted. Now everybody looks like numbers.
I wish I could fly. | |
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JPB18
Black Guard
Posts : 213
Join date : 2009-05-20
Age : 30
Humor : more laughing than anything
| | Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:07 pm | |
| Granted... you fall from a very high altitude, when the fuel burns out...
I wish people wouldn't joke about my soccer skills... | |
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raffitz
Officer
Posts : 137
Join date : 2009-10-12
Age : 30
Location : Portugal
| | Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:17 pm | |
| Granted. Now they joke about every other skill you lack...
I wish I was cooler...
(Now you're freezing, let me guess...) | |
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Chris Kroznuski
Leader
Posts : 687
Join date : 2009-05-13
Age : 31
Location : Attempting to dodge the nukes from whoever is bombing my planets on Sins of a Solar Empire...
Humor : Lemon pie.
| | Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:21 pm | |
| Granted. you're freezing. XD
I wish I was hotter. | |
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JPB18
Black Guard
Posts : 213
Join date : 2009-05-20
Age : 30
Humor : more laughing than anything
| | Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:25 pm | |
| Granted, you melt before the heat!
I wish it was a nice temperature... | |
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raffitz
Officer
Posts : 137
Join date : 2009-10-12
Age : 30
Location : Portugal
| | Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:17 pm | |
| Granted. It's a nice temperature, on the other side of the world...
I wish my computer was better... | |
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JPB18
Black Guard
Posts : 213
Join date : 2009-05-20
Age : 30
Humor : more laughing than anything
| | Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:52 pm | |
| Granted, you accidentaly crush your computer of how fat you're... and then understand you need to have a diet...
I wish I was not so filled with hormones... | |
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raffitz
Officer
Posts : 137
Join date : 2009-10-12
Age : 30
Location : Portugal
| | Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:03 pm | |
| Granted, now you're empty of them. All of them. Growth hormones, insulin, everything. You die because the brain fails to communicate with the rest of the organism...
I wish my classes were less boring... | |
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Chris Kroznuski
Leader
Posts : 687
Join date : 2009-05-13
Age : 31
Location : Attempting to dodge the nukes from whoever is bombing my planets on Sins of a Solar Empire...
Humor : Lemon pie.
| | Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:30 am | |
| Granted. You get a chance to play with fire and burn to a crisp.
I wish headaches never existed. | |
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raffitz
Officer
Posts : 137
Join date : 2009-10-12
Age : 30
Location : Portugal
| | Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:09 am | |
| Granted. Now instead of having headaches, your whole body hurts at the same time...
I wish I didn't have to go swimming | |
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Data
Exec-Producer
Posts : 160
Join date : 2009-10-12
Location : A plain a gagilion miles away that dosn't exsit on Earth but is right over there
Humor : I love it
| | Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:45 pm | |
| Granted you now have to go parachuting... with no parachute... Into a volcano... that's erupting
I wish i wasn't sick | |
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Chris Kroznuski
Leader
Posts : 687
Join date : 2009-05-13
Age : 31
Location : Attempting to dodge the nukes from whoever is bombing my planets on Sins of a Solar Empire...
Humor : Lemon pie.
| | Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:41 pm | |
| Granted. You die.
I wish I had a hot piece of pizza in front of me. | |
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JPB18
Black Guard
Posts : 213
Join date : 2009-05-20
Age : 30
Humor : more laughing than anything
| | Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:38 am | |
| Granted.. you burn yourself and let the pizza fall on the floor... with the cheesy part turned down...
I wish I had something which I don't remember... | |
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Data
Exec-Producer
Posts : 160
Join date : 2009-10-12
Location : A plain a gagilion miles away that dosn't exsit on Earth but is right over there
Humor : I love it
| | Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:02 pm | |
| granted you still can't remember
I wish my epic dream was a reality | |
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Chris Kroznuski
Leader
Posts : 687
Join date : 2009-05-13
Age : 31
Location : Attempting to dodge the nukes from whoever is bombing my planets on Sins of a Solar Empire...
Humor : Lemon pie.
| | Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:25 pm | |
| Granted. However it gradually gets boring, and you find you are stuck in this reality forever.
I wish I had food in my belly. | |
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JPB18
Black Guard
Posts : 213
Join date : 2009-05-20
Age : 30
Humor : more laughing than anything
| | Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:32 pm | |
| Granted... you then get sick and puque it out...
I wish I didn't need to make another wish... | |
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Chris Kroznuski
Leader
Posts : 687
Join date : 2009-05-13
Age : 31
Location : Attempting to dodge the nukes from whoever is bombing my planets on Sins of a Solar Empire...
Humor : Lemon pie.
| | Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:33 pm | |
| Granted. The Earth is bombed with nukes, and nobody needs to make another wish ever again.
I wish for three wishes. | |
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JPB18
Black Guard
Posts : 213
Join date : 2009-05-20
Age : 30
Humor : more laughing than anything
| | Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:08 pm | |
| Granted... you spend them all in sand...
I wished I had a wish... | |
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Data
Exec-Producer
Posts : 160
Join date : 2009-10-12
Location : A plain a gagilion miles away that dosn't exsit on Earth but is right over there
Humor : I love it
| | Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:34 pm | |
| granted it gets corrupted
I wish it where tomorrow | |
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Chris Kroznuski
Leader
Posts : 687
Join date : 2009-05-13
Age : 31
Location : Attempting to dodge the nukes from whoever is bombing my planets on Sins of a Solar Empire...
Humor : Lemon pie.
| | Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:31 am | |
| Granted. It's yesterday's tomorrow.
I wish I could have the Enterprise. | |
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Enish Lord
Recruit
Posts : 6
Join date : 2009-10-14
| | Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:40 am | |
| Granted you have the USS Enterprise NCC 1701 after Kirk used the self destruct.
I wish my laptop wouldn't turn itself on at 3:15 and 5:15 in the morning. | |
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Data
Exec-Producer
Posts : 160
Join date : 2009-10-12
Location : A plain a gagilion miles away that dosn't exsit on Earth but is right over there
Humor : I love it
| | Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:03 pm | |
| granted it turns on at 3:14 and 5:14
i wish i always had the dragon balls in my possession | |
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Chris Kroznuski
Leader
Posts : 687
Join date : 2009-05-13
Age : 31
Location : Attempting to dodge the nukes from whoever is bombing my planets on Sins of a Solar Empire...
Humor : Lemon pie.
| | Subject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:49 pm | |
| Granted. But you can't use them.
I wish I could control minds. | |
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