King of the Hill

I sweep my sythe and you all fall down dead for thirty days.

My Silenthill.

After 30 days, I sneak up behind you and steal your scythe. I lop off your head and use my new-found power to re-create the Earth and claim a hill there. Ergo: my hill.

Luckly my head is reattachable, so I go to Earth-2 and poke you making you vanish back to mars.

My Earthly hill.

Then I have O'Brien beam you up into a blackhole.

Hill will be sold to the first poster for 0.00000000000000000000000000000001 cents.

I blow up the bidder and take the hill for myself. My hill.

Fool!! The Blackhole is my domain! I come out with a ghostly army and conquer and fortify the hill.

My Silenthill 2.

When I went through the black hole (the first one) I was transported to a dimension with different laws of physics... I won some god-like powers there, and I summoned myself into the main universe... I then use my new powers to bend the universe! the Reaper and its ghostly army vanish, and the hill becomes mine!

ToaKaita47 wrote:

I blow up the bidder and take the hill for myself. My hill.

THE FIRST POSTER get's the hill, no conditions.
Toa claim the hill.

Then I kick Toa into the supervolcano.
Hill for free!

Since you didn't claim it, I pop up on top of the hill.

My hill.

I tell you the Ghost of Christmas wants his role back. you are saddened and leave
My Hill

I figure out you didn't say XChristmas future and state that I don't care if he does. So, I kick you off the hill into a goal.

My footballfield hill.

I claim the hill. No conditions.

I eat the hill. The hill is now inside me and I absorb it. I am the hill.

You die, returning the hill to the earth.

My hill.

I think that a quick, slight change to the rules is in order. But I'd like feedback first. I was thinking about a two-post rule. Basically, you must wait until two people have posted after you before you can post again. This is mostly cause I noticed that Reaper(KF)'s posts were creating the buns to Data sandwiches. Which I lace with reaper-killing poison. I take the hill.

Lets wait until we get more members first, then we'll see. We only have a small amount of members compared to Darkwing's old FlashTrek Forum.

So while you were suggesting this I created a toxin that I put in a small permeable bubble. I push you inside and you receive death by dissolving skin. I claim the hill.

Oh you mean this hill? (reaper pops out of nowhere) I'm sorry the hill is taken by me. Come back next time and try again.

*kick*

I am the hill. I claim it.

To quote the Bhagavad Gita, "Now I become Death, the destroyer of worlds." You mess yourself and run away, leaving the hill to me.

I have no fear of death. Through some way of epic win I manage to knock you out and claim the hill for myself.

I move the hill out from under you and you fall down into the abyss.

My trailerhill

You default on a payment and I repo the hill. My impounded hill.

You get arrested by the cops and it goes back on sale. I buy it.

My bargainhill

I steal the deed.

My stolenhill.

I burn the deed and make a new one while accidently setting the hill on fire burning you.

my burninghill