King of the Hill

I just thought I'd start a little game here.

In King of the Hill you tell us how you claim the hill from the person above
So...

I buy the hill. Mine.

Clever game.

I buy it for double the price of what you paid.

I get a desert eagle and shoot you both... The hill is now mine!

I bomb the crap out of you with a B-52 Superfortress. (Don't ask me how I know what that is.)

As no one reclaimed the hill... I claim it for me... again...

I send an Antimatter explosive that blows all of you up.

I claim the hill!

I brought an StarGate Space ship "Ha'tak" into scene and bomb the sh*t out of you with it's staff cannons... I then claim the hill be landing on it...

I revel that the hill your on isn't even the hill we're talking about. and I claim the real hill

I snipe you off the real hill and claim it.

I beat you at a pillow fight and claim the hill

I have Scotty beam you up. My hill.

I wish you a Merry Christmas and in the spirit of good cheer you give me the hill
My hill

PS
Merry Christmas

Alfonze423 wrote:

I have Scotty beam you up. My hill.

Now THAT I didnt expect from you! LOL!

I am disguised as a beggar, and with my disguise I convince you to give the hill to me.

I find you a job and while you're at the interview I take my hill back.

I offer you a bike... as the child you're, you go play with it, leaving the hill...

Hill = Mine!

I encase you in carbonite and sell you to Jaba the Hutt!
My Hill!!

I lure you off the hill with a fluffer-nutter and hit you on the head with a pipe I found. My hill.

I use a Vinvocci healing device (DW: The End of Time) to transform the human race in myself, so, given that the hill is yours and yuo are me, the hill is mine.

I kick you off the hill and into the lava. My hill.

When I transformed Alfonze in myself, I was exposed to some residual radiation. When I touch the lava, I fuse with it and become a massive rock being. I use my geological powers to sink the hill, and you with it. Then, I just create a new hill on the same place the other one was. My hill.

I send the Earth on a collision course with a cosmic string and create a new hill on Mars.
My Martian Hill!

I'm rock, basically, so, even when the Earth went Caput, I survived. I travel to Mars on a Lava-powered asteroid (AKA me) and flood your Martial Hill with molten rock... You burn...

My magmatic martian hill!

I thou you into a black hole and set up a magnetic berror around the hill making it impossible to be a rock person and on the hill

My Magmatic Magnetic Martian Hill

I dump ice water on the hill and use creative physics to make it get rid of the magma. Then I add corrosive acid to get rid of both you and the hill, and claim a new hill on Earth.

My hill.

That's silly, the Earth was destroyed.

The Hill was Mon Olympus and it erupted. You all die. My Martian Space Hill.