Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted. Since you wished for nothing, you become nothing...


I wish people posted wishes...

Granted, but theyre all crappy wishes.

I wish Halo ODST's Campaign wasnt so short. (Seriously it took me 8 hours to beat. It was a good game though.)

Granted. Now it has a random generator that creates levels as you go through the game. It's infinite...

I wish I had the time to make my short experimentation game...

Granted it exploded.

I wish for nothing.

Then nothing is what you shall become.

I wish for homework to be be quick and easy.

Granted, but you get all the answers wrong anyway.

I wish I had a copy of Battlefield 2.

Granted, it's pirated and you're sent to jail.

For not wishing I smelt you with paintballs.

I wish I didnt need a credit card to fill out a college application.

granted you need a boat-load of cash.

I wish I had wished

Granted, but the wish you wished you had wished isn't granted, though...


I wish my logic made some sense...

Denied, you are born illogical.

I wish for

Granted. You are what you get.

I wish I had a snow day. (Come on already! Everyone else gets snow days and I get a rock!)

Granted, it snows like hell untill you die of hypothermia.

For not wishing I give you a piece of lemon pie. Oh wait, is that a bulls-eye painted on using cool whip? How on earth did that get there and what is it being used--

*BOOM!!!!!*

Ohhh! That's where my nuclear bomb went!

I wish I was more creative.

granted, but all of your creativeness is wasted on silly forum games like this.

I wish for an endless weekend.

granted, sadly there is such thing a to much goodness.

I wish for no school.

Granted, but the world falls apart from a lack of educated people. Also, There's no one left who can keep the internet running and Earthlink dies. good job.

I wish for a non-pirated, virus-free, fully working copy of Battlefield 2. Ha!

granted, it breaks within seconds

I wish for my Civilization 4 game to work.

Granted for one day.

I wish I had something to wake up with.

Granted. You wake up with aids.

For not wishing I kill you and use your body for dangerous experiments.

I wish I was happy.

Granted. The Wish genie has no reason to corrupt it.

I wish I could take a few days off from school.

Granted. However when you go out to shovel all the snow that is in your doorway a car skids on the slippery streets and hits you. Now you must spend your days off school in the hospital.

I wish I had a life.

Granted, but it kinda sucks.

I wish my wrist weren't sprained.

Granted. Now they're broken beyond fixing.

I wish my day off was more exciting.