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PostSubject: Corrupt-A-Wish   Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:07 am

The title explains it all.

person 1 wrote:
I wish for a lemon pie.

person 2 wrote:
Granted. It's all over your face. I wish I had all the money in the world.

person 3 wrote:
Granted. The FBI shows up at your house and arrests you.

And so on. I'll start.

I wish I had soda.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish   Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:22 pm

You get your soda... it was hot...

I wish people actually looked like the age they have...
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish   Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:06 pm

Granted. Now everybody looks like numbers.

I wish I could fly.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish   Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:07 pm

Granted... you fall from a very high altitude, when the fuel burns out...

I wish people wouldn't joke about my soccer skills...
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish   Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:17 pm

Granted. Now they joke about every other skill you lack...

I wish I was cooler...

(Now you're freezing, let me guess...)
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish   Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:21 pm

Granted. you're freezing. XD

I wish I was hotter.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish   Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:25 pm

Granted, you melt before the heat!


I wish it was a nice temperature...
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish   Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:17 pm

Granted. It's a nice temperature, on the other side of the world...

I wish my computer was better...
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish   Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:52 pm

Granted, you accidentaly crush your computer of how fat you're... and then understand you need to have a diet...


I wish I was not so filled with hormones...
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish   Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:03 pm

Granted, now you're empty of them. All of them. Growth hormones, insulin, everything. You die because the brain fails to communicate with the rest of the organism...


I wish my classes were less boring...
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish   Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:30 am

Granted. You get a chance to play with fire and burn to a crisp.

I wish headaches never existed.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish   Thu Oct 15, 2009 10:09 am

Granted. Now instead of having headaches, your whole body hurts at the same time...


I wish I didn't have to go swimming
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish   Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:45 pm

Granted you now have to go parachuting... with no parachute... Into a volcano... that's erupting

I wish i wasn't sick
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish   Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:41 pm

Granted. You die.

I wish I had a hot piece of pizza in front of me.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish   Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:38 am

Granted.. you burn yourself and let the pizza fall on the floor... with the cheesy part turned down...

I wish I had something which I don't remember...
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish   Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:02 pm

granted you still can't remember

I wish my epic dream was a reality
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish   Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:25 pm

Granted. However it gradually gets boring, and you find you are stuck in this reality forever.

I wish I had food in my belly.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish   Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:32 pm

Granted... you then get sick and puque it out...

I wish I didn't need to make another wish...
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish   Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:33 pm

Granted. The Earth is bombed with nukes, and nobody needs to make another wish ever again.

I wish for three wishes.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish   Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:08 pm

Granted... you spend them all in sand...

I wished I had a wish...
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish   Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:34 pm

granted it gets corrupted

I wish it where tomorrow
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish   Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:31 am

Granted. It's yesterday's tomorrow.

I wish I could have the Enterprise.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish   Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:40 am

Granted you have the USS Enterprise NCC 1701 after Kirk used the self destruct.

I wish my laptop wouldn't turn itself on at 3:15 and 5:15 in the morning.
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish   Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:03 pm

granted it turns on at 3:14 and 5:14


i wish i always had the dragon balls in my possession
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PostSubject: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish   Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:49 pm

Granted. But you can't use them.

I wish I could control minds.
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